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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:39 pm

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    Post by Lucid Memes on Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:27 am

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    OMG that is sooooo good. I was completely LMAO Laughing


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu Apr 29, 2010 10:12 pm

    i'm not making fun of her, i just think she's incredibly cute

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Sun May 02, 2010 11:10 am

    Reuters: Police barred from penis enlargement

    (Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

    Oddly Enough

    An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

    "If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

    The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

    Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.

    A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.

    Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

    (Reporting by Olivia Rondonuwu; Editing by Sara Webb and Sanjeev Miglani)
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Tue May 04, 2010 5:02 am

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu May 06, 2010 4:02 pm

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    Haha!


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Fri May 07, 2010 7:15 pm

    Remember folks...donating millions to a rich Hollywood actor, will glorify God

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    Make no mistake about it, you'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Just give all your money to Baldwin and we'll prove it to you after you die...just make sure you pay us first. Promise Wink


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Thu May 13, 2010 4:24 pm



    lol!
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    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu May 13, 2010 11:06 pm

    ^^^

    Lol, I think MYM actually supports that for real lmao


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu May 13, 2010 11:07 pm

    I love her...I love you

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Fri May 14, 2010 8:08 am

    Lucid Memes wrote:I love her...I love you

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    Count me in there. That bit where she's holding the sledgehammer behind her head with her eyes closed has got me blood pressure up. lol.
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Mon May 17, 2010 10:29 pm

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    Come on guys Rolling Eyes

    Oh geez, I had to add this one

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Thu May 20, 2010 7:01 am

    I found this little quote in a book I'm reading on the Holy Roman Emperor Rudolf II, between two of his advisors and it sort of tickled me:

    "Yesterday His Majesty ordered me, to write that you should make diligent and secret enquiries what sort of nubile princesses, or even high ranking countesses are available; Lorraine has had some good-looking females in its time and they say that Baden has something Catholic on offer."

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    The horny Emperor and his blue blood breeder show window. lol. He died unmarried though, stymied by his own grand indecisions. Too much choice may have been the problem mayhaps...
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu May 20, 2010 1:58 pm

    Ah yes. The "paradox of choice" strikes again scratch

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    Post by Extant on Mon May 24, 2010 12:03 pm

    The Guardian: Teenager's 60ft painting of penis on parents' roof spotted in space

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    When I was at school there was a craze for scrawling penis graffiti on the chairs. Hapless teachers would look around the class to work out what all the sniggering was about, only to find a cartoon cock and balls between their legs. Now this classroom humour seems to have spread to outer space.

    Teenager Rory McInnes painted a giant phallus on the roof of his parents' West Berkshire mansion, apparently after watching a programme about Google Earth.

    The BBC delicately describes it as a "comedy painting", saying it was there for a whole year before his parents found out.

    It is not the first time the stunt has been tried. In 2006 the Sun reported that "pranksters drew a willy on the roof of a top school" in Teesside that went ­unnoticed until it appeared on Google Earth.

    Similarly for the benefit of Google Earth, pupils drew a 6m penis in weedkiller on school playing fields in Southampton in 2007.

    Then there's the Cerne Abbas giant … but that's another story.

    BBC Newsbeat:

    An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Fri May 28, 2010 5:03 pm

    F'n hilarious Laughing

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:28 pm

    Again...another one of the coolest guys on the planet

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:42 pm

    lol! Laughing cheers

    I love that guy! Give them drums hell my good man! ROFL!
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:52 pm

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