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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by splinters on Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:37 am

    From the site thisiswhyyourefat.com

    If you are interested in crazy cuisine.

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:13 am

    splinters wrote:From the site thisiswhyyourefat.com

    If you are interested in crazy cuisine.

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    Well, living in the South pretty much everything is deep fried, filled with sugar, covered in gravy, or all three...so here are some of my southern favorites Smile

    Deep Fried Snickers Bars
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    Fried Pickles (supposedly an Elvis favorite)
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    Country Fried Steak (which is like an insanely cheap piece of beef breaded and deep fried and then covered in cream gravy)
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    and of course the ubiquitous Southern iced tea, which contains 1 cup of sugar for every FOUR servings (yes, that's 1/4 c sugar per 8 ounce glass of tea)

    I won't say which of these I enjoy regularly...lol
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by splinters on Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:02 am

    My bet, your fave is the country fried steak, as you tried not to go into too much detail.

    However the pinacle of deep fried goodness is the taco town taco:

    Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:08 am

    splinters wrote:My bet, your fave is the country fried steak, as you tried not to go into too much detail.

    However the pinacle of deep fried goodness is the taco town taco:

    Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.

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    Yeah, you got me on the country fried steak...lol.

    What you just posted looks like a person's entire week of food condensed into one deep fried mess. That is insane. haha
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Extant on Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:24 am

    The doner kebab, staple diet of all piss artists on a Friday or Saturday night:

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:00 pm

    here's some awesome body work

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Fri Apr 24, 2009 1:02 pm

    Preston wrote:here's some awesome body work

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    Preston, stop posting pictures of my boyfriend. Geez.
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Fri Apr 24, 2009 11:20 pm

    Your boy is too cool for school


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by splinters on Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:02 pm

    he wasn't too cool for the internet
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by NoDoz on Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:06 pm

    HAHHHAHAAHAH


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:12 pm

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:28 pm

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    this the greatest thing i've ever seen


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by splinters on Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:11 pm

    Funny things from the overheard in new york website

    20-something, beating his chest and coughing: John, don't die...you're too young, you're too beautiful, the world needs you to stay alive!’


    But seriously, you give me good food, and there's a pretty good chance I'll have a thing for you.

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    Post by NoDoz on Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:24 pm

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:39 pm

    I have to say the scariest thing about this article is that I used to actually have a Russian Blue named Sasha. I lost her in an ugly divorce.

    From The History Bluff

    Pavlov’s Cat

    Although far from the spotlight that was shone upon Pavlov’s dog, Pavlov’s cat did her part in advancing Ivan Pavlov’s work.

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    The cat, a Russian Blue named Sasha, belonged to Pavlov’s wife but insisted on staying close to Pavlov throughout the day. Each day Pavlov tried to maintain an intense focus on his work but could not because of the cat’s incessant purring and clawing. Then one morning the thought struck him that he should include his cat in his experiments.

    Pavlov was in the middle of conducting an experiment concerning electricity efficiency. For one such experiment, he stuck his cat in a prototype dryer and noted the cat’s increased heart rate, dilated pupils, and extreme fluffiness. The next day Pavlov conducted an experiment on the feline dizziness threshold. After strapping the cat to a turntable and turning it on, he found that the Russian Blue could withstand two minutes at 75 RPM.

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    Pavlov’s cat survived the psychologist’s experiments, but sadly his marriage did not. Mrs. Pavlov left him, but fortunately for Pavlov and the science world, she left behind the cat.
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:51 pm

    ^^^^

    that article is missing the information of how mrs. pavlov ran away with another cat

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by NoDoz on Fri May 01, 2009 6:05 pm

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    i don't know whether to laugh or run far, far away? Shocked
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    Post by Lucid Memes on Sat May 02, 2009 1:03 pm

    this is sad but still funny

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Post by Justinfinity on Sun May 03, 2009 6:53 am

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    i don't know whether to laugh or run far, far away? Shocked

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