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    The Michael Jackson Coffee Scale

    Post by missingyoumadly on Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:37 pm

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    In a busy office environment it’s often better if one person makes a round of drinks for everyone, that way you don’t all leave your desk at the same time and the work flow isn’t interrupted too much. However, it’s difficult when making tea and coffee for five or more people when you have to do them all differently, sugar/no sugar, white/black, various degrees of milk. This is why I’ve come up with the Michael Jackson coffee scale. It’s simple and easy to understand, as everyone knows who Michael Jackson is, and what colour he was at different stages in his career.

    For example, if you want a black coffee you ask for a 1968 Jacko, if you want it really milky you ask for a 2002 Jacko. If you like a splash of milk, you ask for a 1984 Jacko.

    It’s very straightforward and everyone understands the scaling system. Plus, if you need one for your office wall, here's a handy printout that you can paste up in your office. You can even use it to pantone match the colour of your coffee.

    How do you take your Michael Jackson?

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    In case anyone is wondering, my coffee is a MJ 2002.
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:02 pm

    ^^^ i guess the Michael Jackson of today is completely off the charts

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:54 am

    Received the following email in my inbox this morning, made me lol:

    I can help you with the loan you need,Contact me via [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] And also i live in South Africa.Because (Jesus Is The Reason For This Season)

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by NoDoz on Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:40 pm

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:39 pm

    I almost gave this a serious thread...it's funny but also somewhat sad I guess if people think they are changing the world by "focusing on the idea of peace" while masturbating...LOL

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:15 pm

    that's funny. i've actually heard of a form of magic based on masturbating with the use of sigils

    what ever you think about while doing it is supposed to manifest in the world lol!

    but i don't think most people think of anything like world peace...they only think about what's playing on their screen...i guess that explains why there's an ever increasing amount of porn in the world
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by NoDoz on Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:20 pm

    This is funny regardless of the sex of the driver.

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:57 pm

    you need to see "There Will be Blood" to truly appreciate this lol

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by missingyoumadly on Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:40 pm

    Bro-Magnon wrote:this increasingly gets more and more weird

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    lol!!! omg i should have used that in my childbirth classes...
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:48 am

    Laughing Nodoz, those pictures are hilarious


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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by NoDoz on Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:59 pm

    Damn, whats up with wolverine?

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:07 pm

    that was funny...but he's got nothing on CB

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    Post by NoDoz on Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:11 pm

    With all due respect....Mr. C.B. Walker everyone
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    Re: Try Not To Laugh

    Post by Lucid Memes on Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:38 pm

    it doesn't get any better than this lol!

    this guy needs to be on prime time!!!


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